Funny, random chats I have with random friends and relatives...
my_sister: shut up already
me: no
me: Have I told you about my inner insight on reading the bible backwards?
me: let me start
my_sister: elbib?
me: hey you should try underwater welding, have I told you?
my_sister: waht's the matter with you today
me: what you don't like your little bruderherz?
my_sister: gaaawd NOT NOW
my_sister signed off at.
my_sister: nhan bought a new car
me: yeah, I heard
me: Toyota ,huH?
my_sister: it's a monster
me: what?
me: Hence your blog entry with the car?
me: can you send me a link/picture
my_sister: yeah
my_sister: that's the pic on my blog
me: haha
my_sister: i wrote the article out of frustration
my_sister: haha
me: that's hilarous
me: why did he buy it?
my_sister: but i'm too ashamed to admit i'm driving that piece
my_sister: aaarggh
me: He's a frenchman
my_sister: i know!
my_sister: he should know better!
me: is this a new car?
my_sister: yeah
my_sister: it cost as much as my graduate degree
me: hahaha
me: so, did you protest?
me: or did he just come home with it?
my_sister: i'm signed the contract
my_sister: i wasn't happy
my_sister: but i'm weak
my_sister: buhuuuu
my_sister: now i could kick myself
me: Hahaha.. hilarious
my_sister: :-[
my_sister: :'(
me: now we know who has the pants on....
my_sister: i'm so ashamed
my_sister: i do'nt want to be seen wiht the car
me: hey, he can drive you to Phu's wedding with that
my_sister: he can put three red stripes on it
me: yeah.. the ultimate thing
my_sister: i'll just say he needs it for his business
me: Riiiiiight...
my_sister: that's what he said
me: gruess gott
my_sister: gruezi
me: ja, ist dein ehegatte schon heim?
my_sister: ja doch
me: und die mama?
my_sister: die mama ist mit mir gell
me: geile Sache
my_sister: volle kanne geil eh
me: aber volle kanna aber auch!
Friend: hey
Friend: check this out
me: yeah?
Friend: http://minh.nguyen.youaremyfriend.com/
me: how funny
me: haha
Friend: =O im insulted
me: brb
Friend: fine.
Friend: ure this
Friend: http://minh.nguyen.youaremighty.com/
me: http://no.one.youaremyfriend.com/
Friend: such a pessimist
[….]
me: ROTFL
me: HAHAHAHAHAA
me: hahah
me: http://%24%24%24.youaremyfriend.com/
me: a little bit of hacking...
me: ROTFL
me: Omg, I am cracking myself up, HAHA
my_little_nephew: are you still working with computer
me: yeah
me: same old boring uncle, ey?
my_little_nephew: ya
me: gee.. thanks, kid.
my_little_nephew: BRb
me: are you still watching shows with speaking sponges?
my_little_nephew: ya
me: don't you think that speaking sponges are a bit unreal?
my_little_nephew: Be Right Back
me: my mental image of u is holding a camera
female_photographer: oh man
female_photographer: have u ever seen me w.out my camera?
female_photographer: rofl
me: no, you would be naked then
female_photographer: wat
me: you would feel naked, I mean
me: oops sorry, that came out wrong, haha
female_photographer: thats better
female_photographer: lolo
me: lol!
me: ROTFL